Richard

Past Life:
Early in his life, he was raised in North Korea to be the best buddy of Kim Jong Un. When Kim Jong Un did not not know he was there, he let slip that Richard had a secret ability, to turn into a powerful demon by looking at or hearing insults about homosexual animated adult content. When Kim Jong Un found out that Richard knew, he had to lock him up so that he could use Richard as a bomb to destroy the filthy Americans. Richard did not likely dis plan. After a while, he escaped by turning into his Final form, Yaoi Demon Super Demon Yaoi Extreme x2. After that he flew to England, to deliver only the dankest of memes to naughty children.

For a short while, Richard suffered from amnesia and was raised by Dank Dolphins (Dankphins). They knew of his past and made him their king. The other aquatic mammals were jelly and also named him their king too. He believes this time in his life to be a dream but still refers to himself as the Dolphin King, Whale Kaiser and Manatee Baron.

While he was recovering from amnesia, he traveled to Vikingland, in Germany. He believed this was his true home and took the name Hrothgar. He settled in this amusement park thinking it was an actual viking village with rad roller-coasters and shit like that but when he realised it was all fake, he turned into Disappointed Demon and regained his memories before returning to England.

It was here when Richard helped influence Founders Joshua, Dan, Austin and Simon into creating BEOG by creating the acronym and telling Founder Joshua about it. Joshua then told the other Founders upon which they decided it would be the groups title as it was a kinda funny reference to the League of Extra-Ordinary Gentlemen. Richard has never been properly credited for his part in BEOG's conception and is a lowly moderator in the group. He, in all his magnificence, must suffer the indignation of being the disrespected secondary buttmonkey of the group, primary buttmonkey being Jomez.

BEOGOOC:
First speaking entry: 13 (note the failure on spelling you're and the claiming of the antagonist role to the butt monkey at the time - became the butt monkey after James left)

Cunty James: what statements

Cunty James: cba to talk to you anymore

Richard: CBA?

Cunty James : cant be arsed

Richard: Is that like a Childrens Butts Association?

Cunty James:    no you fucktard

Richard: Your also a paedophile. Good To Know.

Richard: *Fun times with James*

Richard: *Just look above*