Adam

Adam is one of the newest additions to BEOG, although he had been part of the steam group for a while. It took him almost a year and a half to finally get off his coffee porn make Skype work and join the Skype chat. He semi-regrets this decision as it has meant he now knows what an anal prolapse is and just who the f*ck this 'Ekul' person was he kept hearing about from Midget.

He has contributed very little to the group and fears that every message he sends could result in him getting kicked out as he has no real connection to anyone other than Beth and Midget.

His entrance was marked with him immediately stating that James' sore throat was down to him deepthroating his new 'swag friends' too much, much to James' disgust and Beth and Midget's approval. He then joined forces with Beth to fight off the invasion of James' 'swag friends' in The Night of the Great Rekts; a battle that was hard-fought and one in which BEOG emerged victorious.

Adam is apparently one of the few people in BEOG who 'doesn't look 5'. This is most likely down to him having a sh*tty magnificent beard which is totally amazing stfu. He is also a latte-kin and has only recently identified as such after a post in the BEOG chat led him to declare such.

His favourite things include: Speaking in terrible Icelandic, pissing off Beth, censoring swear words even though there's no reason to, crying himself to sleep at night because he's a failure and moaning about how horrible his Gold Group is in school.