Laura

Meme <3
Laura is the most beautiful of all the memes, she has the power over the dank pepes.

Quotes
"I think I would make a pretty good lesbian"

"god i saw this weird hentai one time which i thought was just gonna be anime and this dude put milk in this girls anus and i just exited asap"

"jesus didnt die for me not to sniff coke off a hooker's ass""I am so grateful for you guys. I love you more. Except for you James, fuck you James. You and your gladiator sex"

"Do you think Jesus masturbated?"

"Now his cock is like a pepperami, from all the gay sex he's been having"

"You're like a wet towel, useless and moist"

"My special time of the day is 13:21 because it goes 1 3 2 1 and I think that's special"

"Stop it? Stop what? Being gay cause that's not me that's you AHA"

"No don't reach for the stars"

"Have you ever thought about how our bodies transcend into the after life. Like if you get shot in the head that's where your body comes out of"

"Oh my god james how many pubic hairs do you have. James can I see your nipples? I wanna see if they're small and bruised like an apple"

"It's a big word isn't it, nipples. Nih- ples"

"Look, I Look like a common racist"

"and she had naked vaginas on her back. She was called Mrs Black or some shit, but she was white."

"Yes that means coins, which you'll be asking for a lot when you're a prostitute."

"Obama didn't die for you to be shit"

"I think, Putin, he's definitely a closet gay."

"I think the people are nice it's just that they inject so much heroin into their veins"

"It rocks them inside out. Then they dIE. Don't do drugs, kids"

"I just realized that Kale is just riding that crazy train of life and with that unusually deep voice of his, he's trucking through"

"I'm many things but i'm not a cunt. Well, actually."

"James when you go to university, people are gonna be like "TRY THIS ROHYPNOL" and you're gonna be like "OKAY!!!!""

"Fuck me in the kawaii"

"My vagina was like a baby's ass"

"You'll never be as hairy as my father/my vagina."

"I'm gonna get a blood clot and put it on your eyelid."

"When a boy is about to come scream 'Allah Akbar'. It helps if you have your tits out because they're like the twin towers."

"And on the third day, God made blue tits because tits are funny to God."

"If I were a fish, i'd love to be coated in your... bread crumbs..."

"yay cum bowl"

Dicks