Kale

History
Kale joined the group in [insert information here]

Kale is not called by his real name ever, unless you're a douchebag i.e. James, however he has been addressed by names such as; Katie, Ukalele, Ukatiele and Gaylord. The story of how Kale came to be is far too amazing and long to be included in this wiki article, or in any wiki article for that matter. Please do not ever mix up Kale with the resident vampire, Luke. To avoid further confusion, Luke is called Kale, and Luke is called Ekul.

To This Day
Kale is the resident wolf/furry in BEOG, or a husky if he acts cute. While his true species is unknown, he may be a werewolf. The reason for the unknown species is that he never fucking talks, and therefore, we have never got an answer. Those that have heard his voice are said to be blessed by the Gods, but they have to stay quiet about describing it's luxuriousness so that people don't kidnap the hound and/or die from its' beauty.

He is well known for his Crystal Maiden obsession and it often disgusts Beth to the point of death (haha that rhymes). As well as this, his hours on DOTA 2, although not as many as Josh, show great commitment to the game and an obsession with self improvement in it, show sadness and a sincere lack of life (go away Dan stop editing my edits, you know it's true) Beth, you are in the minority here; most of us agree that Kale has spent an acceptable amount of time on there and should continue to do so. 500 HOURS IS TOO MANY HOURS

Kale is one of the younger members of BEOG, but his maturity age can't be tested because we can't hear his reaction to things, therefore can't judge. He is currently dating (and/or causing the disgust of) Bethany, and it is unknown of their progress with their relationship (good). It is also unknown if Bethany has ascended into tranquility due to hearing more than usual of Kale's voice, but it is unlikely that she still exists in the physical realm.